(Written on 12/12/2008)
It’s my birthday and I’m sitting at Gate D2 waiting for my tin-can to roll in. If the plane goes down, I’ll have lived exactly 26 years – well, probably not to the minute.
My mother didn’t think that was funny. My sister made fun of me for trying to be profound. It would make one local news reporter very happy – front-page, sob-story material.
Airports aren’t so bad; this has to be the most relaxed one I’ve ever been in. All the restaurants serve red beans and rice and Jambalaya, although they’re a sad and expensive reproduction of what you get when you take a taxi 20 minutes south into the Big Easy proper.
Last year on my birthday I think I worked and then went out to a local wine bar with family, friends, and my then-new, brash, Australian housemate (when I still liked her).
After I went to my boxing teacher’s house and watched a match as his girlfriend glared a hole into the front of my head.
This year I took a morning jog down Elysian Fields, which turned into aerobics as I tried to dodge my way around all the dog shit on the ground, I took a $35 taxi ride to the airport (my taxi driver told me that you could take the highway that we were on all the way to Los Angeles), and I paid $12 for a salad which annoyed me more than it should have.
Not bad so far. I’ve come a long way in a year.
More from my taxi driver: If you put salt in your beer during these choking summers that everyone keeps warning me about, you’ll sweat your beer out faster and you won’t be as dehydrated. Plus, it allegedly makes the beer taste better. He wondered what I’ll drink this weekend in
Walk away from the street, toward the Moonwalk, but over it, not along it - keep following the paved path back toward the river. Keep the statue of what’s-his-name at your back. When you’ve gone far enough, you’ll see a set of railroad-tie stairs that lead straight down into the Missisippi. Late at night it’s often well populated by sex workers and runaways, in the early morning it’s usually empty and, regardless of your company, quite peaceful.
Uncover your coffee, and use the icing sugar in the bag to sweeten it. Drink it slowly. Eat two of your beignet. Watch the river hurry past to meet the ocean. Listen to the city wake up 100 yeards behind you and yet so muffled it could be last year.
When the coffee and two beignet are gone, roll up the bag containing the last one. Scrawl ‘Enjoy’ on it, and leave it on the steps for when the thrown-out/took-off queer boys roll out from their temporary night’s digs looking for a breeze and a smoke. Go back home to unpack. Be glad to be in New Orleans.
— Posted by S. Bear Bergman