To train myself, I wash dishes with one leg up next to me on the sink. It makes me feel sexier as I scratch my drool and crusty yogurt off plates.
I have also started hula hooping using some instructional YouTube videos. At first I was skeptical about YouTube as a teacher, but it taught me how to do the breast stroke last summer, and now I can "hoop" around my waste and around my hand like a lasso, as depicted in this money shot below.
I have decapitated a plant and chipped a lamp from mess-ups. It goes great with a glass or two of wine.
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doing a split has been my lifelong goal ever since i was five. and i STILL CAN'T DO IT. if nothing else makes me feel like a failure, it's that.
i like the idea of practicing while doing dishes, though. i can turn something i despise into something productive.
i wish you the best of luck with your flexibility. do let us all know when you've attained perfection, please. clearly, i need the encouragement.
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